Nintendo Ends Mario-Tocracy with ‘Woke’ Rereleases
By Keith Sanders
This just in from TOS’s Real Fake News department: In a move sure to intensify the holiday console wars, Nintendo announced on Tuesday that it is rereleasing classic titles such as Super Mario Brothers, Pokémon, and The Legend of Zelda—all with radically new game designs following a collaboration with Yale professor Daniel Markovits, author of the New Y…
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