Religion would be a Hoot—if...
When Dogma Becomes Absurd: A Lighthearted Look at Religious Ridiculousness
If religion were not so damn deadly, it would just be funny. Get this. Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini decrees:
Don't masturbate during Ramadan.
Don't gamble on horse races—unless you're a jockey.
You may drink water while standing.
Wear foot coverings while harvesting.
Don't take part in meetings with the opposite sex.
You may exchange goats for f…
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