Religion would be a Hoot—if...
If religion were not so damn deadly, it would just be funny.
If religion were not so damn deadly, it would just be funny. Get this. Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini decrees:
Don't masturbate during Ramadan.
Don't gamble on horse races—unless you're a jockey.
You may drink water while standing.
Wear foot coverings while harvesting.
Don't take part in meetings with the opposite sex.
You may exchange goats for f…
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